There once was a girl named Michielle,
Her name didn’t ring her bell
Frankly, she said it just smells
She said I can change my name.
Now the girl has no name
That’s a terrible shame
Her mother is to blame
For the name Michielle was lame.
So she thought of new name’s
She said Sue, Mary, Terri……I don’t think so.
Ann, Fran, Sam……no way
Then she said what about Rose
I think that will fit me just fine
So she toasted her name with a glass of wine.
Now that E**** name has to go too!
I’ll take it and leave it at the zoo
An Irish-Scottish name will do
It must be fresh as the morning dew
She said M****** will do
So off to court she flew
So she told the court her new name
Rose Catriona M****** it is to be.
The Judge said $111 dollars is the fee.
She paid it with much glee
and went to get a sweet tea.
So I give you Rose Catriona M******
Now the girl has a new name
Don’t stand in her way
She’s on her way to achieve fame.
After all that is said she is still the same
Smart and beautiful as her new name!!